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15.
God
The Creator of the Universe in the hit universal comedy, Religeon.

See fiction
Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
by Tazzahbee November 26, 2007
 
16.
god
Mankind's ultimate scapegoat.
We have FREE WILL. Don't blame GOD for the bullshit YOU create.
by the_anonymous_one April 15, 2007
 
17.
god
one of most popular words in urban dictionary
Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?
by thisnickisnotused February 06, 2010
 
18.
god
a word used to brainwash.
Sunday school teacher: And on that day he created the universe...

Kid with a brain: Where did God live if there was no universe?

Sunday school teacher: He, uh, he...(head explodes)
by nick cal October 10, 2006
 
19.
God
The name given to a supernatural being in which millions place their faith. Regardless of the truth of his/her existance, just the thought that he/she might be there has given strength to many. However at the same time, God has been blamed for many possibly man-made mistakes (ex. mass murder in his/her name, when in fact most religious texts have something to the effect of "Do Not Kill.") In the end, belief is not something that can be forced upon anyone, but it is up to everyone to decide what they believe.
Crusader: We must reclaim the Holy Land!
God: Why?
Crusader: For your glory, we will kill the non-believers.
God: Hows about you hand me a coke and we'll call it even.
by Silentedge August 24, 2009
 
20.
god
An all powerfull being who lives in a flying cloud castle and is always watching you.
God is watching when you poop. Even when you touch yourself at night. . . . .

Sarah: *rubs her clit a little when she thinks no one is around*

God: I. See. YOU!
by Jimmy CrackKorn November 30, 2005
 
21.
god
Some big man that sits opn a cloud and tells everyone what to do. Threatens us with hell.
Eat your cabbage or God will send you to hell!
by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005