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God
Highly misunderstood. Thought to be angry, judgemental, punishing, and demanding. Used for someone to blame. But if you don't thank God for every smile, why should you blame Him for every tear? If God really thought we could follow all of the rules in the Bible, why would He send Jesus to die on the cross for our sins? The rules are there to GUIDE us to make better decisions to benifit OUR lives. They are not there for us to be perfect, and if God truly made us, then He would know better than anyone how impossible it would be for us to be perfect. He is actually compassionate, loving, merciful, and understanding. He hates all the evil in this world as much as we do. Bad things happening are not caused by God, they are lack of God. He doesnt hate homosexuals, drunkards, ppl who have sex before marriage, murderer's, or anyone else who sins, because, to be honest with ourselves, we all sin. And He made us and loves us for who we are. It breaks His heart when he sees how our bad choices affect us. Also, so-called "Christians" and other ppl of religion who are judgemental and hypocritical and put on an act of being "perfect" are just as much in sin and need God as a drug dealer. No one is perfect, so get over yourselves and stop acting better than everyone else. God is love, so WWJD (what would Jesus do) really means show love to ppl, even those who don't deserve it, cause the one's who deserve it the least, need it the most. It's not a religion, it's a relationship.
For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten son.
by flyawaygrl September 24, 2011
 
1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
2.
God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
3.
god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
4.
god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
5.
God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
6.
God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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God
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009