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God
An entity that created Heaven and Earth. He is here in the room with you, and everywhere else. Many people blame him for the things that are happening in the world. In this world, Satan is in a constant battle with God. they are battling with your soul at this very moment. If you're blaming him for all the bad things happening, why arent you praising him for all the good things happening? God loves you so much that he gave his only son Jesus to die for us. Only a clean man can save the dirty. Noone else in the world has ever claimed to be A carnation of God, while being PERFECT from birth to death. He is living inside of you this very moment. You may ask, why can't i feel his love? You have to seek it. everyone has their own story to tell. Jesus also loves people who are gay, and are immoral but he will place justice upon them when the time comes. feel free to disagree, but what would you rather believe. Your own life that leads to nowhere, or a life that surpasses life on earth? The answer is obvious LOL but you may say there's no evidence. the evidence is all aroundyou. You just have to open your "eyes".
What can wash away your sin, bring the dead to life, and have unconditional love? JESUS MANEE. God loves you!!!
by Manwhoisnotthere May 18, 2011
 
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God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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God
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009