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Because of god i met you
by Misssssssss October 26, 2009
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God the person the so called creator,
so if he created the universe and people say that nothing came before him, but that God came before the universe how can you prove that he did come before the universe or that he does here in fact exicst,
if God exicist then why on the date 6606 did he surposedly let the son of statan (who we also have no proof excists) be born?
Mary surposedly brought Jesus to the world through an imaculate conception i say this is bullshit as i say she was Fucking the milkman and didn't want old josphe to find out so she said guess what honey God got me pregnant and then later slipt him hullotiogens so that he would dream a vison of God whilst Mary whipered in his ear "call him jesus" ( the name of the Bastards father) if God does excist he only does so to make are lives a livin hell and to drive me up the wall
"thou shalt not kill"
then how the Fuck was the crusades ritious and didn't God technically Kill Jesus by not saving him when he could
so if thats true then he's murdering us by the million by the day making him the actual deffinition of the word contrdiction
(God is evil spread the word
human: God did you kill my son?"

God: no i just struck him down and watched him die mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
by Binksy October 24, 2006
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something that always boots my mac.
god is a bot
by u care? May 16, 2003
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God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.

God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively refused this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko', culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.

Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
Thank God I'm with Jesus.
by rocket_engineer February 25, 2008
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The human who created the universe.
by 6th day July 03, 2004
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1. Harry Mishkin
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.
1. Harry Mishkin is God. He has done everything.
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!
by Tobey March 20, 2004
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Debater who owns like no other when CXing.(not LDing)
Wow, that kid is AWESOME at debate... he must be a GOD!
by Kc March 10, 2005
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