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Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.
oh, its ok, my sister has an imaginary friend too
by TylerDurden April 25, 2003
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The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.
God is a self contradictory idea.
by FreeThinker07 July 20, 2004
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Created by man in his own image.
God doesn't exist. Time to wake up people. Stop being ignorant and accept the fact.
by ATHEISM March 03, 2007
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Created by Man in his own image.
Man1: There is no God.
Man2: Yes there is.
Man1 slaps Man2
by InfernoSnow January 31, 2006
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God said let there be light Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
by fencing July 09, 2006
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An excuse for events that we do not yet understand. Also, a word that I sometimes use.
"I am still, thank God, an atheist"
by Adam Litzinger November 27, 2006
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Q; Why is the sky blue? A; Ask Google
Q; Why do my farts smell like cheese? A; Ask Google
Q; What is the definition of Slizzard? A; Ash Google, and it will send you to Urban Dictionary
Q; Why ask Google? A; Because Google knows all, therefore, is God
by AnimeAsh2006 November 23, 2010
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