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God is a person who claims that he wrote 'n published 3 books called the old testament, the new testament and quran. God has different perspectives for his 3 main friends. For the first friend he claimed that his name was Yehova or something like that, his first friend's name was Moses, he also wrote his first book at that time the old testament. Then after a while he came again (he prolly did not like the situation that he made) and found a new friend called Jesus this time, then he made agreements with Jesus to give his copyrights on the new testament. The book was published 400 ad and sold millions (prolly copyrights brought tons of profit to god and Jesus). Finally god came to the same place once again the mid-east (what a nice coincidence he always hangs out in there) . This time he said ''my name is Allah and yours is Mohammed, so let's start writing about the same thing but this time with different rules and nuance differences'' Mohammed said ''kool'' and they wrote the quran this time.

God has always denied his friendship with Buddha and always said he did not send anything like a guy from China or whatever that area is called.

There are also suspicions about the paternal relations between God and Jesus.

-man i'm tellin' u, u gotta talk to this person and prove it to people all around u, then they start believing and worshipping u.

- what is his name???

- dude he has lots of names, you can call him god, allah or shortly something not offensive.

-man where can i find him??

-not in here though, you gotta go buy a one way ticket to the mid-east/

- i aint goin there!

by el turco July 10, 2008
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003