God the person the so called creator,
so if he created the universe and people say that nothing came before him, but that God came before the universe how can you prove that he did come before the universe or that he does here in fact exicst,
if God exicist then why on the date 6606 did he surposedly let the son of statan (who we also have no proof excists) be born?
Mary surposedly brought Jesus to the world through an imaculate conception i say this is bullshit as i say she was Fucking the milkman and didn't want old josphe to find out so she said guess what honey God got me pregnant and then later slipt him hullotiogens so that he would dream a vison of God whilst Mary whipered in his ear "call him jesus" ( the name of the Bastards father) if God does excist he only does so to make are lives a livin hell and to drive me up the wall
"thou shalt not kill"
then how the Fuck was the crusades ritious and didn't God technically Kill Jesus by not saving him when he could
so if thats true then he's murdering us by the million by the day making him the actual deffinition of the word contrdiction
(God is evil spread the word
human: God did you kill my son?"

God: no i just struck him down and watched him die mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
by Binksy October 24, 2006
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A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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