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389.
God
1) All of existence; All things known and unknown to man; the whole incompassed reality preceived and unpreceived; all things including time space and other unidentified dementional planes.

2) The abstract concept of an intelligent creator of all of existence, physical and metaphysical; the creator of the heavens, the earth, man, and all of life.

3) A deity with power and domain on Earth and in the nether worlds; an interdementional being; a terrestrial being technologically capable of traveling through dementional planes,thusly passing through time space; an Alien; an Angel; a Demon

4) The creator figure worshipped by Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions;
The single intelegant all knowing all powerful leader of man and spirit.

5) A deity worshipped by non Jews, non Christians, non Islamics; a pagan deity worshipped for it's attributed earthly or cosmic powers and responsabilities.

6) A human with a moving presence and purpose; a person that captures the essence of a time, era, movement, or media; a Rock Star,Poet, Artist, Political Leader, etc. that moves someone or some group of people profondly.

7) An extremelly sexually attractive person; An extremelly proficient sexual partner.
1) God is everthing and everywere. God is time and space. God is infinite.

2)God created the Sun, and all the planets; God created all matter in the cosmos. God created love and passion; God created hate and pain.

3) The being seemed to be in my mind as it stood before me; it used my own mind to comunicate with me; this being seemed to be made of light or the lack of it; the being seemed to be able to transfer from place to place without moving; it was either a hullucination or a god.

4)The Islamic terrorist flew planes into the buildings and killed hundreds of people in the name of God. The Crusaders killed thousands of people because those people did not believe in the Christian God. The Jews are called God's chosen people.

5) The wine flows as the roman women worships the god Dionisos tonight. If you anger the god Posidon, he will sink your ship.

6) Jim Morrison is a god.

7) She is a god; I am obssesed with her beauty.
by Dirty Dustin October 22, 2006
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1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
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2.
God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
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3.
god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
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4.
god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
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5.
God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
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6.
God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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god
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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