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God
A name to describe the imaginated embodidedment of the higher being(which crated everything is the cosmos) as a way of explaining that which we cannot see nor understand. God is whatever you want him to be but it must exsist because, in order to even begin to grasp the concept of life and time we must understand that all things have a beginning and an end except the Lord.
For example life is like a line segment eventually it ends....but what about your soul.....your conscience...they are ever lasting. Unlike the life of the human body God is like a ring.....no beginning no end. He has always been and he always will be......but what about us......becomes of us is our choice, however God knows what we shall do with our short time here on Earth, so how can we make a choice. We arent on Earth to make choices, we have already made them...God knows what we chose and thus has given us this giant heap of rock and metal which we call Earth that of which is floating in nothingness to live up to our decisions. But sense as I said we cannot understand God we must fear and love him aswell. For it is in our and nature to fear that which we cannot never understand nor fully explain. But he is a mecrciful not an anry lord and he will giude and protect us in our final hours.
by William k June 17, 2006
 
1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
2.
God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
3.
god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
4.
god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
5.
God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
6.
God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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God
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009