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God
A name to describe the imaginated embodidedment of the higher being(which crated everything is the cosmos) as a way of explaining that which we cannot see nor understand. God is whatever you want him to be but it must exsist because, in order to even begin to grasp the concept of life and time we must understand that all things have a beginning and an end except the Lord.
For example life is like a line segment eventually it ends....but what about your soul.....your conscience...they are ever lasting. Unlike the life of the human body God is like a ring.....no beginning no end. He has always been and he always will be......but what about us......becomes of us is our choice, however God knows what we shall do with our short time here on Earth, so how can we make a choice. We arent on Earth to make choices, we have already made them...God knows what we chose and thus has given us this giant heap of rock and metal which we call Earth that of which is floating in nothingness to live up to our decisions. But sense as I said we cannot understand God we must fear and love him aswell. For it is in our and nature to fear that which we cannot never understand nor fully explain. But he is a mecrciful not an anry lord and he will giude and protect us in our final hours.
by William k June 17, 2006
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1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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god
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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