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663.
God
A supreme, infinite being who Atheists and others continually try to disprove yet always fail.
You cant disprove it so lets all just agree evolution isnt fact.
by Fishbap and Cheese April 30, 2005
 
57.
god
(Noun)

1. (a) A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.
(b) (Capital G.) The unique Supreme Being worshiped by Jews, Christians, Muslims, and adherents of some similar faiths.

2. A person whose great skill, knowledge, or other impressive traits are believed to be supernatural.

3. A person, thing or activity treated with extreme devotion.

(Interjection)

4. (Capital G.) Used to express strong emotion, especially shock or amazement. Often preceded by "oh" and/or "my".
1. (a) The Norsemen believed in many gods.
(b) How God could have founded so many contradictory religions in his name is a mystery.

2. Dale Earnhardt is a god to some NASCAR fans.

3. The only god some people respect is the almighty dollar.

4. Oh God, I've just been shot!
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 15, 2006
 
58.
god
the scapegoat of the universe he is a legend since legends are fairy tales twisted and alltered over the years is it all starting to make sense? God said "love thy neighbor as thy self" some people must really hate them self........god said, "If a slave is to lose a tooth, let him go for the tooths sake".....owch people
God "Love thy neighbor as thy self."

*5 million years later*

Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."

God "WTF did i say!"
by athiest and proud of it October 17, 2010
 
59.
god
supreme being, perfect in every aspect, self contradicting it seems, but at the same time flawless...a contradiction in itself
God has been, is, and always will be the most debated idea ever.
by James87Ford September 26, 2007
 
60.
GOD
According to the Five Percenters or The Nation Of Gods And Earths "GOD" is define as THE ORIGINAL MAN THE ASIATIC BLACK MAN. The 1st man to exist on the Planet Earth in africa or asia is the "BLACKMAN". it is the seed of the Blackman from which all races creeds and cultures originated from.

there is no mystery God people have search for that mystery god for tillions of years and have not found this so-called mystery God so the wise and intelligent have agreed that the only God is Self P.E.A.C.E
TERMS USED....

Peace God, Peace Allah, God ALlah, Arm Leg LEg Arm Head, Godbody, The black man is God.

When 5%ers greet one another for ex.

PEACE GOD!,PEACE ALLAH!

WHATS TODAYS MATHEMATICS GOD?
TODAYS MATHEMATICS IS KNOWLEDGE GOD!!!

PEACE GOD!!
by GODHIMSELF April 22, 2006
 
61.
God
An excuse for events that we do not yet understand. Also, a word that I sometimes use.
"I am still, thank God, an atheist"
by Adam Litzinger November 27, 2006
 
62.
Gold
Oil
Drugs

The Three Mighty Influences On Todays Society
"Yo I'm Gunna Go Get Some More G.O.D."
by Mr. Kitty With A Knife March 08, 2007
 
63.
GOD
Generic Overated Divinity
person:god please watch over my soul.


GOD: ..... no

by Daniel Stitt. January 18, 2009