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Simply, the engergy that you feel within you and around you when you find yourself at peace. The energy that holds the protons, neutrons and electrons in consistant orbit. The energy that keeps the earth in orbit. Also called gravity or magnetism. God is not a person, place or thing. God is pure simplicity. God is so uncomplicated that there are people that make God complicated just so they can grasp the concept. God has nothing to so with organized religion. God is the sound you hear when you listen to your own breathing. God is the energy in yourself that you feel for the first person you think of when you have a power outage. God is the energy within you that you feel towards the person (people) you list as your beneficiary. The intricacy of a snowflake, flower or even your own iris. Or perhaps the pleasance of an unexpected smile. The candle in the window that you know is lit for you. When you feel safe, you are feeling God. No judgments. No fear. No persecution. Unconditional appreciation for your individual life force, no matter how insignificant you think it may be. Everyone defines the word "love" differently, so that is why I have refrained from using that word in this definition.
The movie called "What the *!&# Do We Know?" explains the definition of God better than I ever could.
by MrsMinx January 19, 2005
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003