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God
Simply, the engergy that you feel within you and around you when you find yourself at peace. The energy that holds the protons, neutrons and electrons in consistant orbit. The energy that keeps the earth in orbit. Also called gravity or magnetism. God is not a person, place or thing. God is pure simplicity. God is so uncomplicated that there are people that make God complicated just so they can grasp the concept. God has nothing to so with organized religion. God is the sound you hear when you listen to your own breathing. God is the energy in yourself that you feel for the first person you think of when you have a power outage. God is the energy within you that you feel towards the person (people) you list as your beneficiary. The intricacy of a snowflake, flower or even your own iris. Or perhaps the pleasance of an unexpected smile. The candle in the window that you know is lit for you. When you feel safe, you are feeling God. No judgments. No fear. No persecution. Unconditional appreciation for your individual life force, no matter how insignificant you think it may be. Everyone defines the word "love" differently, so that is why I have refrained from using that word in this definition.
The movie called "What the *!&# Do We Know?" explains the definition of God better than I ever could.
www.whatthebleep.com
by MrsMinx January 19, 2005
 
1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
3.
god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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God
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009