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if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)
by Josh January 17, 2005
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003