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A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.
Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.
by Quizzy July 19, 2005

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