GoDaddyed

When a girl invites you back to her room with all the potential in the world but when you get there she wants nothing.
An occurance the same as the GoDaddy commercials.

A girl invites you to go back to her room... and right when you enter the room her ex-boyfriend calls. You were GoDaddyed just like in the commercials.

GoDaddyed by Scbro June 12, 2010

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GoDaddy

YEAH DADDY!

Oh wait, GoDaddy is a website for making your own website...
GoDaddy is a paid service by the way.

GoDaddy by Twight0931 April 15, 2017

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GoDaddy tax

The yearly automatic renewal fees one pays for unused domain names registered while intoxicated.

A logical consequence of being a geek and drinking.

Dude, I registered that domain after drunken bender over three years ago. I just noticed I'm still getting GoDaddy taxed on it.

GoDaddy tax by Cap'nBob August 17, 2010

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Gaddyed

To inflate the price of a commodity causing worldwide inflation and chaos.

That customer has just been gaddyed

Gaddyed by BigBill3 August 1, 2022

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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