going green

Since you use 25% of your body's energy to power your brain cells, you can save a lot of energy by not thinking - "going green"

Jim just asked the most stupid question ever... I guess he's going green.

by orthoJohn August 15, 2010

Going green

When you attempt to smash a beer can off someone’s head in order to make it smaller for recycling. Funnier when the can doesn’t crush, and you just knock them silly and put a ring on their forehead.

“Megan just hit me in the head with a beer can and declared she was ‘going green’!”

by Frank Vinacelli November 10, 2019

Going green

When you drink acid and fucking die and than your body decomposes and now your fucking green.

Damn, Tyler’s going green.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023

Going green

the condition of living large,having enough money to buy expensive, green colored outfits or gadgets.

Jonete: I like Sean's military type shirts and his race car...

Sasha: Yea, looks like he's going green; that guy is living large...

by Marconi BLVD October 24, 2008

Going Green

having sex doggy style while hugging, or just up against a tree.

Guy 1: Dude did you go green yesterday?

Guy 2: Yea, dude it was fucking amazing. And the she was so hot too.

Guy 1: Are you going green again today?

Guy 2: Hell yea man!

by whofuckingcares? December 6, 2011

go green

When one saves fossil fuels by masturbating at home rather than paying a woman to drive all the way over for sex.

Q: Are you still paying that woman to drive over to your home and have sex with you?

A: No. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and go green.

by crudhammer May 25, 2012

going green

the act of turning out the lights so that you dont have to see the ugly girls your sleeping with

"dudeee how did you take that swamp donkey home last night " " you know man im going green and shuting off the light"

by boissat September 13, 2012