2 definitions by Frank Vinacelli
When you attempt to smash a beer can off someone’s head in order to make it smaller for recycling. Funnier when the can doesn’t crush, and you just knock them silly and put a ring on their forehead.
by Frank Vinacelli November 10, 2019
The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.
Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.
by Frank Vinacelli June 7, 2011