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Gnarshing • gnarsh/gnarshing • gnashing • gnashing of teeth • gashing • garthing • Ganeshing • ganshing • garshini • garsping
gashing out
gashing out by CoolerthanDenard November 20, 2013
Gnarlington cemetery
Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.
**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.
But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
Gnarlington cemetery by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011
garsping
To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.
garsping by garspingman April 24, 2015
Gnashing
Gnashing by Blvckdeity October 12, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.