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Gnarcolepsy

A condition a person, typically skater, suffers from by being constantly stoked.
I've skated three days in a row without sleep because i'm so stoked. I think I have Gnarcolepsy.

Gnarologist 

The study of; the scientific explaination of gnarliness rooted by the theory of raw GNAR.
Shane Fagberry.
I SURF MY LOG CUZ IM A DOHO LOCO, MAN I SHOULD JUST BE A GNAROLOGIST!

Gnarnold Schwarzenegger 

Schwarzeneggers REAL birthname, his parents quickly settled on this after discovering that he was just so fucking gnarley...

After killing his parents bare handed, young Gnarnold fled to the west where he changed his name to Arnold as not to confuse American audiences. He decided to keep his long surname as he knew it would fit nicely across the top of DVD sleeves in block capitals...
In the words of Gnarnold Schwarzenegger:

DO-IT NAUUU!

gnarlodious 

Totally extreme. Like, gnarly, as used in the 1980s, only much, much more so.
I was skatin' with the dudes, and man, I busted a trick MOST gnalodious! It was rightious.
gnarlodious by Nick May 13, 2005

gnarlosh 

A mix of the words "gnarly" and "posh."

Often used when something is just so awesome it can't be described by any other words.

Additionally, can be used in its noun form, "gnarloshdog." May also be used in place of a cuss.
The fifth hole's pretty tough, but after that it's just pure gnarlosh.

These new jeans are so gnarlosh man!

He's so gnarlosh-ing gay!
gnarlosh by Gnarloshdog April 21, 2009

Gnarwolf 

"Have you heard of Gnarwolf?"

"Only from others"
Gnarwolf by Beatsmastakeats February 23, 2021