Glurkle 

The sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation

From the webcomic "Sexy Losers" number 65, "A Sure Thing"

Tomoe glurkled when she thought she'd finally gotten Kenta's attention.

Glurkle by Beauwght January 10, 2016

glurker 

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

gurkle

According to Tracy Morgan, among the finest sounds heard during fellatio.

*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*

gurkle by dihydrogen monoxide February 9, 2009

Purple Glurple 

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

Purple Glurple by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Gurkler 

Trippin beyond the maximeezy of da hizzle on yo chizzlerizzle heezy Maxifacation TRIPPIN

Oh Em Gee Nick Is SUCH a gurkler

Gurkler by AndiePantsx August 30, 2009

Glurple 

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.

John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.

Glurple by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009

Gurkle

The sound your cat produces when vomiting.

"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."

"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."

It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.

"Gurkle, gurkle."

"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."

vomit puke gross cat funny Gurkle

Gurkle by The real Glen Coco January 26, 2014