glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Glurker

The Name Given to One who likes to Glurk.

Wow look at Oblivious, he's such a glurker!

by Tok|nIrc October 25, 2010