When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober
“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered
by Naho February 11, 2018
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noun - shitting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an Ironman triathlon.
as in "to do a Glover" e.g "look at the state of his shorts, he's only gone and done a Glover"
by the humbleironman November 21, 2014
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It is synonymous with wounded soldier. Can be used as an adjective, noun or verb.

It is when someone opens another beer when there is a small amount of beer left in their bottle/can and claim that it is only backwash and hops left in the beer.
Verb - "You just glovered that beer, go finish it before you start a new one"

Noun - "There is a little glover left in that beer"

Adjective - "Check out that glovery beer. Someone can't drink"
by DrDoitchbig January 3, 2010
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Todd was at the club getting his glover on.
by rusty jonson September 13, 2012
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A Conservative Party defense mechanism which attempts to deny knowledge of people, places, or things that they have been called onto national television to discuss. A glover was first employed by CPC member of parliament Shelly Glover on Power and Politics, when she stated that she "didn't know" who Tom Flanagan was to deflect his critique of her Supreme Leader, PM S.J. Harper.
Person no.1: Tom Flanagan is a Canadian I understand
Person no.2: Oh quit pulling a Glover, you know exactly who Tom Flanagan is.
by rickrollinger February 10, 2010
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The act of spooning someone, but one person's flipped head-to-toe, so that your privates are hitting the back of their neck and their ass is in your face.
I just glovered my girlfriend while watching TV on the couch, I wish she wouldn't have eaten beans before I stuck my head around there.
by WordCurator January 19, 2010
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the best guy friend anyone could ever have. smart, talented, great body, hawt and most of all sweet. hes the type of person you would go to the end of the earth for. never a dull moment when you are around him. he always makes you laugh!
girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: yeah, the one with the nice abs? hes such a glover
by xXv0guishXx June 19, 2009
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