Aaaawwweee look its a Gloof!
by Dan Dan the Dictionary Man October 6, 2022
A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.
*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "
by theyeldman July 10, 2010
Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
by Kramakpac January 17, 2016
Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.
by Kramakpac January 17, 2016
by CoonCoon November 7, 2013
a bitch who doesn't know shit, always zoning out that's why she patient asf, and a slut for doritos and memes that only intellectuals are capable of understanding
Bust down gloofiana
by Bustdowngloofiana July 5, 2020