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A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.
*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "
by theyeldman July 10, 2010
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.
by Kramakpac April 28, 2016
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.
Lets eat now. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.
by Kramakpac April 28, 2016
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Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.
Oh no. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.
by Kramakpac April 28, 2016
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