glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 10, 2018

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jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

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Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

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Glock 18

A very popular handgun released in 1987. The pistol has the same characteristics like other previous models and the frame size of the service pistol classic G17.

Glock 18

by polswert1 July 26, 2023

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Glock Country

Another definition for Austria. Can be heared in the US. Makes it easier for most people to recognize and differentiate it from Down Under

A:So you are from...Austria?
B: Yeah you know the country that invented the Glock
A: OMG you Guys are from Glock country?! I gotta introduce you to ny Wife!

by K4mpfie February 9, 2018

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