Noun: a gun for those who are practical.
I see alot of Glock bashing in favor of Sig's but lets be honest, for the price of a sig you can get 2 glocks, in the same caliber, you can also get replacement parts for about 1/4 the price. If your sig has a serious malfunction and you have to take it to a gunsmith you will have to do some deep digging to find a sig certified armorer, whereas glock armorers are a dime a dozen I know 6 of them without trying to find one. I am not arguing that a sig is a bit more accurate than the glock, thats a fact, however the accuracy difference is unnoticable at closer ranges (the ones that happen in real life like 25ft) The glock is easily the most reliable handgun on the market today with a larger mag capacity than sig or baretta and is the easiest on your wallet. It also requires less Preventive maintenance than any other gun. Everytime I hear about a jam or a malfunction with a glock, it's because someone didn't read the owners manual and applied gun grease or someone over oiled it, or hasn't cleaned it in 25 yrs(no shit actually happened...to a cop no less.) I am not saying its the best gun ever, but for CCW purposes and constant use, it is the best option for most. However if your a competition shooter and money is limitless, go sig or custom 1911.
I went shooting with a bunch of friends, who gave me no end of shit about owning a Glock not a sig. after 100 rounds the first sig jammed and needed a thourogh cleaning. after 500 rounds the second sig got a bullet lodged in the barrel and had to be taken out of commission for the day. after 2000 rounds the glock hadn't jammed and we were out of ammo.
by Cheif smackaho August 29, 2012
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To take, consume, watch, or any other general interaction with anything.
Yo' man you should let me glock on that good dutch.
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Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.
I'm riding on my glock tonight.

Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.

My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.
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Glock- A Tool that people use to unlock anything. This is a illegal tool only bought in black markets. (not that I know of)
def 2- Use as ammo for LMG Gun
I broke into a bank with my glock.
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Usually refers pistol that's manufactured in Germany by the company Glock. However this company also manufactures other things like knives as well.
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A word that fetty wap says in 679, but 90 percent of the world's population doesn't know what the fuck it means.
I got a Glock in my 'rarri, 17 shots, no 38
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