"Free-thinking open-minded" Liberal: You retarded brainwashed ass-backwards neo-conservative, if you don't believe in global warming you will destroy the earth and go to hell! Freedom of speech and dissent is only allowed when I agree with it! God bless Karl Marx
Random Dude: I'm not a neo-con or a Republican, I am an independent. I just don't think global warming is the crisis people are trying to make it out to be.
Liberal: Oil shill! You're in Exxon's pocket!
Dissenting Scientist: My research indicates the current global warming crisis may not be all it is cracked up to be.
Employer: You're fired!
Liberals: Oil shill!
Government: You lose all your grants!
Ex-dissenting Scientist: No, I believe in global warming again!
Note: Does not mean species extinction, especially for those privileged and well-prepared members of that species. Buy and fortify tillable high ground now.
Amusingly enough, though it is said we are speeding up the process, statisctical data clearly points out we are not increaseing temperature any faster that usual.
Also interesting is that all our factories, planes, cars and people give out 6 gigatons of C02, where animals give out 150 gigitons. The full scale is as follows
humanity < volcanoes < animals < decomposition <<< OCEANS
humanity + volcanoes + animals + decomposition <<< OCEANS
After global cooling ddnt work in the seventies and the made up El nino in the nineties... now its time for a new "human disaster" ONLY AL GORE CAN SAVE YOU!!
Guy 2, "Dude relax youre just experiencing some global warming syndrom"
Oh yes, and does anyone remember global cooling, which was pushed by pretty much the same lefty hacks that are now pushing global warming?