You don't need to know what it means, only that you have to agree that it is real and is being caused by humans.
Random Dude: You know I really think global warming is a swindle.
"Free-thinking open-minded" Liberal: You retarded brainwashed ass-backwards neo-conservative, if you don't believe in global warming you will destroy the earth and go to hell! Freedom of speech and dissent is only allowed when I agree with it! God bless Karl Marx
Random Dude: I'm not a neo-con or a Republican, I am an independent. I just don't think global warming is the crisis people are trying to make it out to be.
Liberal: Oil shill! You're in Exxon's pocket!

Dissenting Scientist: My research indicates the current global warming crisis may not be all it is cracked up to be.
Employer: You're fired!
Liberals: Oil shill!
Government: You lose all your grants!
Ex-dissenting Scientist: No, I believe in global warming again!
by Mujibar June 17, 2007
Global Warming the natural and God given process by which excessive numbers of a dominate species are thinned out. The alternative to what states do when there are excess numbers of deer destroying their habitat and causing stress and disease in the population (i.e. hunting licenses to kill any adult male -- and in critical population situations licenses to kill limited numbers of females).

Note: Does not mean species extinction, especially for those privileged and well-prepared members of that species. Buy and fortify tillable high ground now.
The Senate was unable to decide on the lottery method for the Logan's Run and bomb Iraq Now bills last session and instead decided to defer to a Global Warming solution.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
A natural cycle caused by the increase of solar activity, exploited by anti-capitalist shakedown artists.

Amusingly enough, though it is said we are speeding up the process, statisctical data clearly points out we are not increaseing temperature any faster that usual.

Also interesting is that all our factories, planes, cars and people give out 6 gigatons of C02, where animals give out 150 gigitons. The full scale is as follows

humanity < volcanoes < animals < decomposition <<< OCEANS
humanity + volcanoes + animals + decomposition <<< OCEANS

After global cooling ddnt work in the seventies and the made up El nino in the nineties... now its time for a new "human disaster" ONLY AL GORE CAN SAVE YOU!!
Fucking global warming thoerist douchebags
by CrisMoser June 12, 2007
The increasing of the Earth's tempurature caused by massive hot headedness from "scientists", polititions, and the media. If habits are not changed, humanity may be in grave danger of stupidity from the melting brains of people who perpetuate this stuff.
Guy 1, "The world is going to end because cows wont stop farting!!"
Guy 2, "Dude relax youre just experiencing some global warming syndrom"
by rit164 May 25, 2011
A naturally-occuring change in the environment in which the global tempatures rise. Falsely presented as an exclusively man-made phenomenon in an attempt to demonize America, and its lifestyle. Said representation is a pathetic, politically-motivated hoax pushed by tree-hugging, tofu-eating, anti-civilization hippies who base scientific theories on emotion, and not fact.
What about the Medieval Warm Period (1000-1300 AD), which preceded the Little Ice Age (1300-1500 AD)? I wonder if Hummers existed around that time...

Oh yes, and does anyone remember global cooling, which was pushed by pretty much the same lefty hacks that are now pushing global warming?
by Omega Death November 18, 2005
Something that is only unproven theory until after it has happened, that no one really understands why it is happening, and that will probably happen in the very near future, or not, no matter whose silly orders you follow.
The chances of you getting a college scholarship is like Global Warming.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
We now know that this phenomonon has naturally occured many times before by simply looking at patterns in volcanic and solar activity over a period of several million years. Besides, planet Earth is simply too complicated to measure with today's scientific methods, because they don't take into account factors like cloud cover, recent solar/volcanic activity, temperature variations between urban and rural areas, and carbon dioxide absorption by plants.
If everyone decided to stop polluting in an effort to stop global warming, it still wouldn't make much of a difference if a volcano suddenly erupts or the sun releases a plume of energy into space.
by AYB July 19, 2003

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