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After global cooling did not pan out, this was created.
No, we really mean it this time!
by Jeffery Kark July 07, 2003
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A natural system, well tweaked out by the Earth, that human beings may (or may not) be throwing out of balance. Despite the fact that it is becoming popular to deribe people who adhere to theories about Global Warming that hold that humans have begun to have a detrimental influence on this as "politicaly correct, hypocritical, faux-hippies who just want to feel good about themselves," doing so only helps further polarize both sides of the issue, driving them away from finding a compormise satisfactory to both environmental groups and business interests (though that is not to say that GW supporters do not do the same thing just as often i.e. "Big Oil Fascists," etc.})
Global Warming- If we can't fucking talk about with out calling each other names, it'll never get to the point where people will be willing to stop talking about it (either because it has been disproven, or because people have begun to take the steps to fight it.)
by FVZA May 20, 2006
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When a girl freezes a dildo shaped ice tray and masturbates with it until it melts in her vagina.
Shaniqua was so bored last night that she caused global warming.
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In simple terms, the rising mean surface temperature of Earth. There is a scientific consensus that {yes} global warming is occurring. In fact the mean surface temp. has risen a staggering 0.5 C in the past 180 years.

This is what we know as fact, however there are numerous different ideologies associated with what is making global warming. {Side note: the earth has been warming and cooling since its creation, this global warming/cooling is no new climate terminology to the planet}

First Theory: GHG(Green House Gasses) are creating trapped heat through infra-red radiation.{Further explanation is needed to fully understand GHG Warming please go look it up} Also that from these GHG's, CO2(Carbon Dioxide) is the only one that makes a considerable difference{even over water vapor which makes up 1-4% of the atmosphere while CO2 is in the 300PPM quantity}.

Second Theory: Solar sun spots are creating an increase in solar activity and solar radiation{UV}. The sun has been putting out more sun spots thus creating more solar radiation making the earth warming.

These are the two most popular theories today, although 85% of people are blindly accepting the first one. Please don't take other peoples view on global warming, visit websites(Both for human and non-human causes) and decide for yourself, learn the science behind it before committing to a side.

Some interesting facts, due to everyone looking up to Al Gore{Who recently is under review to get his Oscar taken away due to some false information in his documentary}. The graphs shown in "An Inconvenient Truth" between a correlation of CO2 and Temp over thousands of years when both are matched up linearly temperature leads CO2 hundreds of years ahead.
contrary to Popular believe the Global Warming debate is not over.

"Be more worried about the intellectual climate"
by The Intellectual Climate January 13, 2008
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The thing that you blame all of your problems on.
Teacher: Why didn't you do your biology assignment last night?
Student: Global Warming.

Woman: Why weren't you home yesterday?
Man: Global Warming
by Kale916 February 17, 2008
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In simple terms, the rising mean surface temperature of Earth. There is a scientific consensus that {yes} global warming is occurring. In fact the mean surface temp. has risen a staggering 0.5 C in the past 180 years.

This is what we know as fact, however there are numerous different ideologies associated with what is making global warming. {Side note: the earth has been warming and cooling since its creation, this global warming/cooling is no new climate terminology to the planet}

First Theory: GHG(Green House Gasses) are creating trapped heat through infra-red radiation.{Further explanation is needed to fully understand GHG Warming please go look it up} Also that from these GHG's, CO2(Carbon Dioxide) is the only one that makes a considerable difference{even over water vapor which makes up 1-4% of the atmosphere while CO2 is in the 300PPM quantity}.

Second Theory: Solar sun spots are creating an increase in solar activity and solar radiation{UV}. The sun has been putting out more sun spots thus creating more solar radiation making the earth warming.

These are the two most popular theories today, although 85% of people are blindly accepting the first one. Please don't take other peoples view on global warming, visit websites(Both for human and non-human causes) and decide for yourself, learn the science behind it before committing to a side.

Some interesting facts, due to everyone looking up to Al Gore{Who recently is under review to get his Oscar taken away due to some false information in his documentary}. The graphs shown in "An Inconvenient Truth" between a correlation of CO2 and Temp over thousands of years when both are matched up linearly temperature leads CO2 hundreds of years ahead.
Popular to contrary believe the Global Warming debate is not over.
by Iintellectual Climate January 02, 2008
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A serious scientific issue that has been made awfully political by a bunch of morons on the left to the point that people have just stopped caring.
-Hey, it rained a lot yesterday.
-OMG! IT'S DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING! WHY DIDN'T THOSE REPUBLICANS LISTEN TO LEONARDO DiCAPRIO! IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE BIG OIL AND AUTOMOTIVE COMPANIES HAVE SUPPRESSED THE INFORMATION IN ONE VAST GLOBAL CONSPIRACY!!! AND ISRAEL IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!
-Damn, shuttup bitch. It's been raining since the oceans have formed on Earth. If you care so much why don't you get an engineering degree and come up with a way to solve the problem instead of whining and driving up the costs of fuel and energy. Shit...
by Jbrew August 13, 2007
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