Glitter

1. Mocking the movie Glitter; not being as was expected; unanticipated

2. Being of ridicule or on a low level full of mockery

Latrel's date was like Glitter that ho was so ugly!

It was bad, but at least it wasn't Glitter!

by Jer December 1, 2003

Glitter

None: The Herpes of the craft world. Exists only to spread itself all over everything in your home.

Glitter herpes spreads wildly and there is no cure. Barbies love glitter incurable. Craft item available at any toy, bargain, craft shop, grocery store, quick stop terminal.

by MOM who drinks and swears November 24, 2010

Glitterally

Used to express the extremity of one's gayness.

"You are Glitterally the gayest thing I've ever seen"

by guerodude95 September 11, 2011

Glitter

Genital herpes. See glitter girl.

Person a: Should I hook up with that fake hippie chick?
Person b: If you do, use protection. She’s got glitter, dude.

by ETbones June 26, 2019

Glitter

Comes in all colors and is super shiny. A girl's best friend.

I love glitter.

by Vampira Andres December 5, 2017

Glitter

A synonym for sperm. Can be used for either male or female climaxes. Most notably used in this context by the B-52's in their smash hit Love Shack.
"Glitter on the highway, glitter on the front porch, glitter on the mattress."

I was having sex with my girl last night and when I came I got glitter all over the mattress.

by jeepsteroflove December 21, 2011

glitter

A euphemism meaning fresh dropplets or globs of semen....often used by gay men.

"Last night, when I gave Jake a handjob, he shot glitter way across the room!"

by Mikeyboi April 10, 2004