69ing two male members. Two dudes lay with their genitals together but reclined oppositely (toe-to-head and head-to-toe). The goal is to enfold the head of each cock in the scrote of the other. The word “gliding” describes the way the bottoms of the dickshafts rub together.
by fickeroffick June 1, 2018
To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation. The crush is usually unrequited because the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.
Person 1: Damn, that kid really is Gliding that girl Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.
by Ciao Billy December 17, 2016
When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts
by theglidemaster September 24, 2014
A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.
by Dick Rider 69 June 25, 2019
When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
A maneuver mastered by strippers where a single bosom is placed in such proximity that only the nipple is touching or gliding across one's face.
A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.
A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.
"That stripper performed the most graceful nipple glide, I had to get another lap dance."
"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."
"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."
by hinduhardaway June 10, 2008
When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.
by shouldbeworking November 26, 2012