huge black guy with 99 dicks on his head who can't read or write and farts up storms stronger than hurricane katrina. Outfought the larry bird unit with one fart, sprinted, ended up at uni where he sleeps on rooves
"yesterday i broke my neck and this glencoe gorilla got angry and broke the cage by jizzing in the opposite direction propelling him forward"
by chickenneck January 14, 2013
A big listless fart producing gorilla who eats anything thrown into his cage, and to reach his cage you have to walk down the street and jerk off the town. His parents are elephants and his offspring will be water.
I was having a quick Harry in the pub bathroom and the scent attracted a Glencoe Gorilla, he then proceeded to fart and cum all over the washroom
by Chickenbum February 12, 2013
A school in Hillsboro Oregon that’s finally getting construction done on it after DECADES. SOMEHOW with how trashy the school is, we maintained one of the highest GPAS in the district, just because we want to prove to the other schools that just because we look like trash doesn’t mean we’re stupid. We can’t help no one cares about us.
by Yoyoyoitsyaboiahaha August 2, 2019
A small town of 2000 in Southern Ontario. You take the upper crust and the Getto and put it in a blender with touch of racism and pour it out in the space of three intersections and you have Glencoe. However Glencoe works hard to maintain its culture and traditions and has a kick-ass fair. Other nice features include many old churches and a historic train station.
by Patricefromthegreatwhitenorth December 1, 2016
a school filled with fags that don’t know what 1 plus 1 is so they just sell weed to make money cuz they know managers won’t higher their dumbass. glencoe is also filled with stupid whores that cheat on their man in like 0.827 seconds which is honestly not rly surprising cuz it’s glencoe. glencoe and hilhi is the most lgbt high schools of da year so ya don’t even send yo kids to that crack head school.
by omar's mom January 26, 2020
Glencoe, where the kids are full of secrets and have so many problems. All the kids in glencoe are very similar and have the same problems. They are mysterious and twisted in the brain, they always stick together.
“why does that group always whisper and act secretive all the time”
“oh that’s cause they are from Glencoe”
“oh that’s cause they are from Glencoe”
by thatcrazygirl202 November 6, 2019