Glaucuma 

Glaucuma is a condition that is a result of the contact of a male's ejaculatory liquid into the eye of the recipient. Symptoms include a film of man juice in the recipients eye, redness and loss of vision. Not to mention relentless bitching from the receiver.

After taking a few too many shots of tequila, Kristy wanted to take a shot to the eye, now that bitch has glaucuma.

Glaucuma by Theechillsauce January 10, 2009

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

Anal Glaucoma by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

anal-glaucoma by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008

rectal glaucoma

Just can't see my ass coming into work today.

Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.

rectal glaucoma by Herb Erber January 14, 2008

Glucumanthropheliac 

Love of strangers with candy.

You: Did she really just get in that guy's truck? She doesn't even know him.

Me: She's a hard core glucumanthropheliac. Must be off her medication.

Glucumanthropheliac by Feronia April 11, 2008

anal glaucoma

when you just can't see your ass doing something...

He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.

anal glaucoma by Sick Monkey May 5, 2006

glaucoma 

1. An eye disease that causes blindness and can be treated with weed.

2. A good excuse.

No, Officer, its for my Glaucoma, honest!

glaucoma by enjoyin my prescription October 14, 2003