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The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.
Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.
by legendaryballer January 20, 2010
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