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1)A sexual position to which the female would hang spread out on the ceiling tied upside down while the male would get head while spitting on the vagina.
2)Chuck Norris' penis.
-Hey lets try out the Girder baby.
-Look at that girder!
by Girder May 01, 2008
a person that always goes one step too far. Always.
Jo Girdler
by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004