-dude some ginger kid comes here now-
*gets wide eyed then looks at the random preacher beside you, who runs to the kid beating his head with a bible*
DEMON GIVE BACK THIS CHILD'S SOUL AND LET HIM SOAK IN THE SUN!!!!!
*ginger nearly drowns on holy water*
A ginger may only be called 'Ginger' by other gingers. It is not socially acceptable for people outside of this small group to call a redheaded person a ginger to their face. Behind their back is acceptable, although one must be sure a daywalker is near by, as they are often confused of their status and sometimes will take offense.
The reason for this growing discrimination awareness is the recent discovery of mass ginger extermination during the Witch Trails. Discrimination against gingers can be considered even more unacceptable than racism.
Black Guy: "Yeah, ginger!"
*Silence of entire area.*
White Guy: "What did I do? A man can't say ginger around here?"
Black Guy: "Yeah, is God gonna smite us down or something?"
Ginger: *breaks legs* I'd rather be ginger than an idiotic bimbo like yourself.
The bigotry and intolerant prejudice displayed by the bland and boring black hair / brown eyed variety of human is mind-bogglingly shallow and unpleasantly retarded.
It's best to always respond in kind, with something like: "Your hair's the color of shit; so, why do you call it brown?"
Nicole Kidman is a strawberry blond, Lindsey Lohan is an deeper auburn, Julianne Moore is a deep red as well. Nobody gets to choose how they'll look, so the only people without souls are those cruel enough to make it an issue to begin with.
They are superior to all yet considered non-human.
They are aliens who came over from the red planet (Mars) on a space ship.
Gingers will someday rule the world.