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gizmorgasm 

1.) A particular kind of climax usually experienced by geeks.
2.) A technofetishistic reaction to new, high-tech gadgets.
Man, that new Google Android gave me such a freakin' gizmorgasm, I had to change my pants!
gizmorgasm by OuroborosChoked December 25, 2007

Gilmorian Hot Pocket 

When a Gilmorian shoves his penis up a Yamaha 450's exhaust pipe and proceeds to exelerate in first gear and half throttle until he ejaculates into the exhaust pipe propelling him into space 70 million light years away.
"Did you see Riley doing the Gilmorian Hot Pocket the other day?"

"Yeah haven't seen him since"

Gilmorians crummy surprise 

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69
Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

Gilmorton 

Gilmorton is a sleepy village in the middle of nowhere. Gilmorton is home to the worst football club in Leicestershire. Now home to 4 new fucking giant wind turbines it will become a world renowned shit hole and get taken over by weed smokers and piss heads from the nearby Lutterworth.

Often referred to as Gilly.

Village chant: C'mon you gillies
You going Gilmorton ?

Nah man what a shit whole, rather just play COD.......
Gilmorton by Fuckthisvillage April 29, 2011

Glamorgan 

An attractive woman, usually dressed to flaunt her assets.
Holy shit did you see the legs on that Glamorgan? Awesome.
Glamorgan by Condor101 June 11, 2011

gizmoganzer

Water soluble solution for silky smooth hair and formula for picking up women coined by indian scientists Anuj Sobti and Karanvir Singh
Dude my hair is just so strawy after the rain , i need to buy me some gizmoganzer .
gizmoganzer by Dr. Singh August 20, 2013