The rosamond gifford zoo is great
by ESBirdnerd April 24, 2023
Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.
The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
Fat Lookin kid that likes glitches on black ops 3 and loves saying the N word and is probably heterosexual for an anime body pillow
by Ifirhdifkejfie May 6, 2019
One with no male reproductive organ. Cannot compare to Daniel. Has a she-bat for a mother. Is best friends with the russian lady from cvs. But what really defines david is his lack of defintionalityeness. To define david would mean to define eveything and nothing. Which apparantly i just have :(.
David Gifford is:ugry, for ree, asian, hwilo, halo, cod 4, mw2, black hops, giffy, teh gifford, le gifford, teh giffordor--or-er-esness.
by Imiinte May 12, 2011
'Doing a Gifford' is an order of magnitude more intense than your average upper-middle class British gap year - it's an intense pursuit.
Basically involves going over to a foreign land (where shit is going down) and trying to make a contribution to whatever side is aligned with the West (and most certainly not seeing a whole lot of action).
Basically involves going over to a foreign land (where shit is going down) and trying to make a contribution to whatever side is aligned with the West (and most certainly not seeing a whole lot of action).
Alfie: Looks like the PRC are about to engage in an amphibious assault of Taiwan. Pretty Wild! You want to do a Gifford on that?
Ralf: Do a Gifford on that whole PRC-Taiwan debacle? Just buying my ticket now mate!
Ralf: Do a Gifford on that whole PRC-Taiwan debacle? Just buying my ticket now mate!
by Wherefore art thou Casio? October 7, 2021