one who watches for whales, looking for Moby Dick (a.k.a. Captain Ahab)
He likes fat girls, he is a gideon.
by pilige November 24, 2010
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A Gideon is one who is also known as an Acid Boy.
Raquel: "Come here my Gideon! My little Acid Boy!"
by The Golden Alligator December 20, 2006
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The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.
James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.
by stlcards2life February 16, 2012
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the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.
Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.
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A "little troll"/creepy stalker midget from the much beloved television show, Gravity Falls. Gideon Gleeful runs (ran, now?) the Tent of Telepathy. A rival business to the Mystery Shack. He was first seen in the episode: 'The Hand that Rocks the Mabel,' in which he continuously guilt tripped her into dates which eventually lead to him almost killing Dipper- Mabel's twin brother (see Pine Tree.) and himself in the process. His motives seem a bit skewed, as he swears vengeance upon the entire Pines family- but continues to send Mabel love letters and remains persistent in trying to convince her to be his queen. He goes so far as to summon a brain demon in order to exact his revenge, however, this plan backfires. Pretty badly at that.

In the episode Dreamscapers HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL.

Heh, but no seriously. He brought a giant wrecking ball to the shack and destroyed part of the sign. It was depressing.
Gideon Gleeful is one of the many antagonists in the television show Gravity Falls.
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the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"
She didnt appreciate the ironman gideon i gave her last night.
by STLCARDS2LIFE July 5, 2011
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