Gideoning is the act of giving a supreme back massage to one or more participants while at the same time giving them the best hug of their entire existence.
Where's Joel? He's over there Gideoning Ally and Matt at the Same time!
by Adrian Swing April 12, 2010
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A nice bunch of people who see to it that hotel visitors always have enough toilet paper.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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A fellowship of Christian businessmen and professionals who spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ through distribution of the Holy Bible. While most people are familiar with the Gideons' hotel bibles, the Gideons also distribute bibles in prisons, on college campuses, in hospitals and to police, firefighters and members of the armed forces. Contrary to other entries, the Gideons do not spy on people at the hotels. In fact, Gideons must be non-judgemental and avoid all manner of divisive doctrinal discussions.
I left my Bible at home. I'm sure glad the Gideons left a bible in this hotel room.
by fetmeister July 11, 2008
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an ainchent legend, the child of phil swift, the creator of all living.
example "gideon is allmighty and legendairy
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1. A group of people that puts Bibles into hotel rooms.
2. A secret government cult of anonymous suit-wearing agents that monitors every action of hotel room occupants and writes threatening messages on the wall in blood when drinking glasses are accidentally broken buy an innocent game of hacky-sack.
1. That was so thoughtful of the gideons to put this Bible in that drawer.
2. Help!!! The gideons are after us. We have to leave the country. Now.
by booshmaster April 26, 2003
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Similar to the donkey punch. Except you hit her in the back of the head with the hotel Bible.
I was doing this chick from behind, reached over to the nightstand for the hotel Bible, and smacked her with The Gideon.
by Mantis781 September 11, 2012
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