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Ghost Fap 

While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.

Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.
Ghost Fap by Benny Peme* April 17, 2011
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Fap Ghost 

When an event from your past haunts you while you're fapping.
Oh man, I can't stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime I'm jerking off...she's like a fap ghost.
Fap Ghost by Killerspoon March 2, 2012

Ghost-fapper 

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.
“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
Ghost-fapper by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023

Ghost Fapping 

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.
Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026