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also known as GEEZLER, the geezman is an insane and unique human species not yet discovered outside the small campus of endicott college. the geezman has a lot of responsibilities, and is sometimes afraid of his own identity. THESE BITCHES LOVE GEEZLER
nick- hey, geezman, what's it like to be the geezman?
geezman- I don't wanna talk about it
geezman by Geezler December 16, 2013
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Gezzm • gezim • Gizzmos • gezzer • geezmail • geezman • gezamart • Gezz • Gezz234 • gezza
Random guy 1: "Did you hear about what Wee Gezza did?"
Random Guy 2 :"yes"
Wee Gezza by TheKingOyster March 30, 2023

geezmail 

stupid, cute, annoying emails (chain mail or otherwise) sent by senior citizens because they think you'll like them.
My mom can't stop sending me geezmail with "the cutest babies in the world doing the silliest things".
geezmail by DCRabbit January 14, 2011

Gezzabelle 

Typically a brother in law who is Uber-sensitive to heckling Aka the perfect target. Tries to stay young by “early adopting” mullets, only to find out mullets will never and were never in vogue. If you push a Gezzabelle too much he may leave the country.
He was a classic Gezzabelle of a brother in law, always sooking and couldn’t fight back as lacked a basic vernacular.
Gezzabelle by Crunchiest666 June 23, 2022
some who cleans up gizz
gizzmop by bob the knob September 24, 2003

gezzouich 

Negative slang word for vagina or pussy
Mary was a dirty hippie with a smelly gezzouich, worse than a dead fish.
gezzouich by hamhocks June 27, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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