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the ultimate insult for insecure people who have nothing better to say. people who use this "diss" have no life themselves. they usually say this to feel better about their own sad lives by criticizing someone else's "life".
U LIKE VIEDOGAMES? UR A BIG GAY NERD THOSE R FOR LOSERS I HAVE 59348753 FRIENDS AND U HAVE NONE BECUZ U PLAY VIDEOGAMES OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!

U PLAYED POKEMONS WHEN U WERE 5? OMG FAG BOY I NEVER WATCHED POKEMON I WAS TOO BUSY HAVING SEX AND DOING DRUGS OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!

U GOT AN A ON THE TEST? STFU I HAVE ALL F'S BECUZ I'M KOOL AND CARING ABOUT MY FUTURE IS FOR LOSERS FUCKING BICH BICH OMGOMGOMG GET A LIFE!





by madvillainy 0_o August 01, 2008
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Phrase used by insecure xenophobes as a response to someone with different hobbies, interests or attitudes to themselves. These people often think they have a lot of friends, but usually nobody really cares for them.
"You are intelligent, have a high-paid job and a good future? Get a life!"

"You don't like the same things as me? Get a life!"
by John Q Moron December 08, 2003
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A phrase retards say to other people who they don't know anything about. It's just a dumb phrase to say because they can't think of anything else but just want your attention. The truth is the people who tell others to 'get a life' are the ones lacking the life.
Only losers say 'get a life' to other people.
by Bmads January 24, 2008
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An insult, commonly used by egotistical individuals who know nothing about the person they're insulting. It is mostly used when the person has found out that another person has a gaming/computer hobby and choses to insult that person (mostly behind a keyboard), rather than using his/her time to talk to friends or do something of meaning. Ironic, right?
Egotistical Tw*t "Get a life, fag!"
Guy with a different hobby: "Whoah, what a great insult. You sure told me."
Egotistical Tw*t (blissfully unaware of the sarcasm shown) "That's right!"
by koopaface February 07, 2009
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A phrase said by idiots to people who do something with their time other than smoke weed, drink, and have sex with everyone.
WUT? You read last night? You didn't get laid instead?! Get a life!
by Someone fed up November 05, 2010
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An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt so badly by a witty insult/comeback that they have nothing else to say other than "get a life".
Retard: You're such a nerd. You're never gonna get laid
Guy: At least I don't change the subject when someone asks how many friends I have.
Retard: Go get a life.
by qwerqwerqwerqwerqwer September 08, 2009
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What to tell someone when he or she won't stop harassing you and mind their own business, especially when dealing with bugaboos, bullies, stalkers, or witch hunts.
Don't you have something more constructive to do? Leave me alone and get a life!
by Maverick Daniel Patrick December 02, 2010
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