Gertle

When you lie to the whiteboard about how many reps you count.

Question - "How is she 10 seconds faster than a games champion?"
Answer- "Oh you are talking about HER....no no no, she Gertled her times"

by B00mer November 28, 2013

A narcissistic pathological liar that definitely owns Felk's server. He is also referred to as Light Yagami, the main character of popular anime "Death Note".

Source - I MADE IT UP

I trust Gertle, he's the truth sayer. What do you mean he made everything up and is swatting my house?

gertling

When one person puts cold feet under someone's butt to warm them up

During the winter, I was gertling with my boyfriend because I couldn't find my socks.

by Mik_01 January 12, 2016