Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!
1. Of, relating to, or characteristic of Germany or its people.
2. Of or relating to the German language.
a. A native or inhabitant of Germany.
b. A person of German ancestry.
2. Any of the West Germanic languages and dialects spoken or originating in Germany, Austria, or Switzerland, especially standard High German.
2. He speaks German
3. He is originally from Germany
4. His dad makes him salute the clothesline, which represents the "web of communism"
Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.
Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.
Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)
Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?
No the Germans aren't nazis! Germans are cool and the girls are pretty. Boys from Germany are the hottest! So everybody who doesn't like the German should go there and talk to them.
"Hallo, wie geht's?" ( Hello, how are you?)
or "Tschüss" (Goodbye)