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German Roulette 

The act of jacking off while spinning in circles rapidly, and shooting a nut somewhere in your house, and leaving it for someone else to find.
Sally: God damnit Ted, why is there semen on the television?

Ted: I was playing German roulette and thats where it landed.

Sally: You're a fuck tard.
German Roulette by Nateba April 10, 2009

German Roulette 

Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.
Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?

Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.

Jim: Fuckin' what now?

Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.

Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.
German Roulette by Gin Toxic April 10, 2020

German roulette 

Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.
So did you do anything with Jacques last night?

Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.