Georgia Southern also known to students as simply “Southern” is located in the best college town in the good ole south, Statesboro, Georiga. Georgia Southern has some of the best lookin college students around. You can find the southern ladies dressed up in their blue and yellow game day attire and the boys smokin a cigar on the front porch of the frat house.

People who don’t live in the boro wish they did because it doesn’t get better than good ole Georgia Southern. One more time Eagles!
Georgia Southern also known to students as simply “Southern” is located in the best college town in the good ole south, Statesboro, Georiga. Georgia Southern has some of the best lookin college students around. You can find the southern ladies dressed up in their blue and yellow game day attire and the boys smokin a cigar on the front porch of the frat house.

People who don’t live in the boro wish they did because it doesn’t get better than good ole Georgia Southern. One more time Eagles!
by Southern Lady123 August 2, 2011
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a pathetic "university" for all heavy drinkers with STD's. GSU wishes it was as amazing as The University of Georgia. Proof will be on August 30th.
Wow, those georgia southern dumbasses are really here on the campus at UGA? It's ok, they will be hearing that chapel bell ringing after UGA spanks them on August 30th.
by fsm_4all July 31, 2008
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A 4-year university in Statesboro, Georgia. This is the real GSU. GSU is home to the GA Southern eagles, the fastest growing FCS football team in the nation.

The school is often the victim of abuse from 'students' from georgia state trash talk GA Southern because all the beautiful women come to the boro for school. GA State students tend to be angry weirdos due to the fact that they have to live and go to school in the slums of Atlanta sharing housing complexes with homeless people. While GA State kids spent Saturday night running around avoiding being hit by flying bullets and cars on the highway, GSU students are hard at work meeting the hottest girls and guys at local bars.

Although GSU students know how to have fun, there are many promient GSU alumni such as Daniel Cathy - President of chik-fil-a, Zach McLeroy - founder of Zaxby's, Hala Moddelmog - CEO of Arby's, Luke Bryan - country music singer as well as several PGA tour golfers.

GSU is the best damn school in the land.

Go Eagles!
by ThisIsTheRealGSU February 23, 2013
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a pimp ass school in a pimp ass town called Statesboro, Ga.
It is the home of the Eagles, and many drunk college students
Watch out on game days...it can get a little out of hand-kind of like all the other days of the week
Sunday is the 1 day to relax
Oh yeah, there is school there too
Statesboro, the home of the Eagles at Georgia Southern University, we're a drinking town with a football problem.
by Chamberlain December 17, 2004
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When getting ready to perform anal sex on your partner, you insert a "Tampax Pearl" partly into your partners ass. You then insert the rest of the "Tampax Pearl" into their ass using your stiffened member, and await the "cumming" of the pearl.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl a Southern Georgia Clam Bottom using her last Tampax Pearl, she was so pissed!"
by bgeezyway March 20, 2009
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