George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.

Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.

He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.

He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”

George Carlin Greatness:

-- American Dream

-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..

-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say

-- Stuff

-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit

-- Modern Man

-- The Environment/Saving The Plant

-- Kids

-- Hair Poem

-- Death

-- We Like War

-- American Obesity

-- Abortion

-- Feminism

-- Reagan Administration

George Carlin HBO Specials:

On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977

George Carlin: Again! 1978

Carlin at Carnegie 1982

Carlin on Campus 1984

Playin' with Your Head 1986

What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988

Doin' It Again 1990

Jammin' in New York 1992

Back in Town 1996

George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997

You Are All Diseased 1999

Complaints and Grievances 2001

Life Is Worth Losing 2005

It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

George Carlin on the American Dream:

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin on America:

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin on detachment:

I have no stake in the outcome.
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The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.
Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is telling God to fuck off.
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The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.
"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin
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1937-2008
Pioneer of comedy, dirty wordsman, quite possible the funniest man ever.

Founded the 7 dirty words: Shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits
Brian: You know who's dead and funny? Mitch Hedburg

Will: You know who's funnier and more dead? George Carlin
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A man who was incarnated by The Lord and then applied for a name change to "George Carlin". His comedy was direct, in your face, and to the point. He was also an accomplished philosopher.
I don't want to die! I want to live! That's the great secret to life...Not dying!

-George Carlin
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The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.
"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."
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Greatest Stand-up Comedian to ever live, Rest In Peace sir. You will be greatly missed as an inspiration to almost every successful comedian today.
George Carlin a legend.... RIP
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