Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.
by Cobs July 20, 2003
inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
A friendly, loud being from the north-east of england. Namely, newcastle. Geordies are often proud of their homeland, not to be confused with Sunderland or Gateshead. They support the toon/black and white army, formally known as Newcastle United Football Club.
The Average Geordie-
1. Starts drinking at eleven. (the age, not the time)
2. Is friendly towards people of a different hometown.
3. Is part-scottish or at least knows someone who is.
4. Male geordies tend to watch, attend or listen to the match. The females will also watch, attend or listen to the match, but prefer to go shopping in town where if you listen , you can hear the crowds reactions. Others are forced into watching the match on tv.
5. Geordies use and love 'the metty' (metro) Younger geordies go on metty mish's. No respectable Geordie pays to use the Metro.
6. Know's how to speak Geordie, even if they don't speak it normally.
7. Geordies greet each other with the term 'Alreeeet'
The Average Geordie-
1. Starts drinking at eleven. (the age, not the time)
2. Is friendly towards people of a different hometown.
3. Is part-scottish or at least knows someone who is.
4. Male geordies tend to watch, attend or listen to the match. The females will also watch, attend or listen to the match, but prefer to go shopping in town where if you listen , you can hear the crowds reactions. Others are forced into watching the match on tv.
5. Geordies use and love 'the metty' (metro) Younger geordies go on metty mish's. No respectable Geordie pays to use the Metro.
6. Know's how to speak Geordie, even if they don't speak it normally.
7. Geordies greet each other with the term 'Alreeeet'
Typical Geordie Conversation:
Geordie One: Alreet?
Geordie Two: Aye, hows yoursel' ?
Geordie One: Am mint, man. Areya gan doon toon t' watch the toon ?
Geordie Two: Naa, am gan oot ona Metty Mish wi' me mates
Geordie One: Shame that, like. S'ment t'be wicked ya narr
*breif football banter*
Geordie Two: Reet am off.
Geordie One: Ta'ra mate.
Geordie One: Alreet?
Geordie Two: Aye, hows yoursel' ?
Geordie One: Am mint, man. Areya gan doon toon t' watch the toon ?
Geordie Two: Naa, am gan oot ona Metty Mish wi' me mates
Geordie One: Shame that, like. S'ment t'be wicked ya narr
*breif football banter*
Geordie Two: Reet am off.
Geordie One: Ta'ra mate.
by H.Hobnob September 9, 2007
A different spelling of Jordy. Possibly the best way to spell the name, but definantly not as cool as the REAL Geordies. I'm sure as hell moving there.
Teach: Do you go by Jordan?
Me: Nope. Jordy.
Teach: How do you spell that?
Me: J-O-R-D-Y.
Teach: (slam pencil!!) How do you really spell it??
Me: (confused) Um.. G-E-O-R-D-I-E?
Teach: That's better...
Me: Nope. Jordy.
Teach: How do you spell that?
Me: J-O-R-D-Y.
Teach: (slam pencil!!) How do you really spell it??
Me: (confused) Um.. G-E-O-R-D-I-E?
Teach: That's better...
by Jord---- Mike March 15, 2005
Geordie is the hottest mf you'll ever meet. Named after the nicest people in the great land of England, anyone cool enough to be named Geordie can immediately understand the Geordie accent undecipherable to anyone else. Geordie is super smart and strong and handsome and literally perfect in every way. He's also super tall and not short at all.
Fella 1: Come on England *fuckin swallows mic*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr
*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr
*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie
by bedlam489 November 14, 2021
by I Have a Lot of Cats June 13, 2020
A person who comes from Newcastle. Probably most famous for saying "way hay man" a lot. Known for there scottish sound-a-like accent. Also known as wannabe scousers.
by Ant101 May 18, 2008