Geoff Off

When one gets upset at almost anything. Being a dickwad.

Did he just Geoff Off over that.

by Maladjusted the June 11, 2013

geoff caped

Rhyming slang for "raped"

Shit man, did you hear about Sharon getting Geoff Caped on her way home the other day, bad shit

If you don't shut up, ya gonna get Geoff Caped

You go out wearing that short skirt ya definately gonna get Geoff Caped.

by Copper Knob March 19, 2007

Geoff Boon

The act of hitting a football with extreme pace and power. To Geoff Boon a football is to have 'hooned' it.

Did you see the united goal? He bloody Geoff Booned it, didn't he!!!

by Jimmy Turnbull May 1, 2009

Dirty Geoff

When you constantly spoof about what you do for a living just to pull a girl, it's done with out conscience, remorse or an ability to learn

How did you score your one last night?
I did a dirty Geoff and told here I was a stock broker, which I technically am.

by Freenthebean April 1, 2019

fireman geoff

a man who rescues cats from above the ceiling tiles

way to go fireman geoff

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

geoff balls

A fake name used to visit a whorehouse to keep ones true identity annomous.

"What did you do when she asked you your name?"
"I just gave her the old Geoff Balls and said it was Ringo"

by geoff balls July 18, 2006

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005