Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

Gentlemen's Sausage by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

Gentleman's sausage 

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.

"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

Gentleman's sausage by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015

Gentleman's sausage 

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

Gentleman's sausage by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

gentlemen sausage 

A man's dick

I want you to taste my gentlemen sausage.

gentlemen sausage by Shanuatwork October 17, 2018

Gentlemans sasuage 

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage

Look at that gentlemans sasuage

Gentlemans sasuage by fadnams October 11, 2019