Gentlemen's Sausage

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

Gentlemen's Sausage by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

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Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.

"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

Gentleman's sausage by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015