An Upstate school comprised almost entirely of white middle class kids who think they're too smart to go to a SUNY but to poor to go to a private school. Beautiful sunsets, mediocre food, and just short of 6,000 students who gradually turn to alcoholism through shitty frat parties and sports teams. Only decent majors are biology, education and business and only notable sport is hockey, but if you want to join Greek Life, here is the place to do it. Or, if you want to retain half of a brain cell, avoid greek life at all costs join a club sport instead. Club Rugby parties hard and knows how to do it.
he thinks he's better than us because he got into SUNY Geneseo, and to be honest, he's probably right
by dirtydagaian May 11, 2019
A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."
Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
by AndarTheTron May 28, 2010
Sexual position (similar to the wheelbarrow) commonly done in Geneseo between a farmer and a woman, sometimes a female bear, where the females legs are picked up and wrapped around the males waist and her face is pushed through the dirt like a plow while they have sex.
by A1A Beachfront AVE. September 9, 2003
A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017
Geneseo is a rural town in Illinois tangent to the Quad Cities. The people here consist of 3 rich families that won't stop reproducing, petty students who have attended since elementary school, and those who don't fit in because they aren't a hick, jock, or all-around popular. There is a large population of thespians, cool and weird. Geneseo is NOT diverse. There are likely less than 10 people in the high school that aren't white. There's no escaping racism with all the egotistical white boys here. If you don't live in town, you're an outcast. Parties don't happen here, and if there are, you're really damn lucky to be invited. The school bathrooms smell like shit, piss, vapes, and carts. Rumors spread like wildfire in a town like this (don't be dumb). The sports programs have been going downhill since 2016. When was the last time Geneseo football beat someone other than Alleman or that one Chicago prep school that we pay to lose?????? No one gives an actual fuck about how you feel. The amount of kids abusing drugs with oblivious parents is insane. There are designated smoke spots around town. If there ain't burnout evidence on the backroads, you've exited Geneseo. Geneseo is not a welcoming town unless you exit the interstate for fast food or a gas station.
by soccer5 May 16, 2023